You Will Be A Hot Dancer

YOU WILL BE A HOT DANCER

dorp d tuning (DADGbe)
transcribed by justin "chilly willy" shirah

main riff
e|-4/5-5-5-xx-x-5-x-5--5-5555-2-x-3-|
b|-4/5-5-5-xx-x-5-x-5--5-5555-2-x-3-|
G|-4/5-5-5-xx-x-5-x-5--5-5555-2-x-3-|

variation
e|-4/5-5-5-xx-x-8-x-8p5-5-5-x-5-5555-3-|
b|-4/5-5-5-xx-x-5-x-5---5-5-x-5-5555-2-|
G|-4/5-5-5-xx-x-5-x-5---5-5-x-5-5555-3-|

variation
e|-4/5-5-5-xx-x-8-x-8p5-5-5-x-5555-/8888-|
b|-4/5-5-5-xx-x-5-x-5---5-5-x-5555-/8888-|
G|-4/5-5-5-xx-x-5-x-5---5-5-x-5555-/8888-|
theres many more variations but theyre all based on the above
chords  so just lissen fo em. whats abbove is a general outline
you gon haveta lissen to tha album for correct rhythm and stuff

prechorus
A|-2-2-3-3-4-4-5-5-|
D|-2-2-3-3-4-4-5-5-|
 palm muted

chorus
A|-2--2----888888-|
D|-2--2----888888-|

other thing
A|-2222333344445555--2-2-2-|
D|-2222333344445555--2-2-2-|
this is the part where the bass is doin all that crazy slap stuff.
palm muted until the last three Echords

thing before solo
G|-1-0-1-1-0---------------|
D|-----------1-0-----------|
A|---------------1-0-2-2-2-|
D|-------------------2-2-2-|
not sure if thats right

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you will be a hot dancer

damn. this situations new to me. why?
i see a head afraid to be himself
i bet hed like to have a little encouragement from the opposite
come that side of the floor
yes egg him along make feel at ease with himself 
steal his clothes  leave him his shoes
lets get this marmaduke naked
everyone help make him feel at ease
lets get this marmaduke naked
lets get this marmaduke naked
so lose your head and go to pieces
dont you make fun of me
dont you make fun of me
im gonna be gonna be
im gonna be a hot dancer
now that the basics are down
converse amongst yourselves
but keep an eye out for the next complication
in other words grab the next motherfucker marmaduke 
who refuses to subdue to these pelvic ostentations
i cant wait until the syllables bend
lets get this marmaduke naked
lets get this marmaduke naked
so lose your head and go to pieces
dont you make fun of me
dont you make fun of me
im gonna gonna be
im gonna be a hot dancer
you will be a hot dancer sir
you will be a
dont you make fun of me
dont you make fun of me
im gonna be gonna be
well ill be a hot dancer
na na nanananana im a hot dancer
na na nanananana im a hot dancer

ho ho ho merry oh
whats your name little boy?
hey santa howd you get so fat fatass
what?
you fatass
ha (spank spank spank)
ow ow santas kickin my ass ow
mother fukker!
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